Good Neighbors

Everyone has heard about the plans to build the Cordoba Mosque across the street from Ground Zero in NYC as a means to "mark their territory" not unlike the way a dog does. If you haven't you must be in a cave in Afghanistan or something. Greg Gutfeld has proposed a Gay Bar next door. While that is one idea, I personally don't think it goes NEARLY far enough. And judging by the comments, neither does anyone else. I propose not only opening a gay bar on one side, but a BBQ place (serving pork ribs of course!) on the other side, preferably on the upwind side, and a titty bar across the street and next to that, the world's largest synagogue. And next to THAT a huge christian church, or perhaps a huge Masonic lodge.