"You've just won a NEW CAR!"

To be honest, no cliche comes anywhere NEAR describing the irony of this story. There is a spanish language radio station in Chicago that was giving away a brand new Corvette in a promotion. This station has in the past supported illegal immigration. Guess who won the car. Yep, you guessed it! An illegal alien. But you see there is a problem with this. You see, without an SSN, the station can't give her the car because they can't turn it in to the IRS as taxable income. Giving her the car you see would violate federal law. So what does she do? She files a lawsuit to FORCE them to give her the car. The lawyer for the station turns around and informs the woman's lawyer that:

"I will caution you that if you insist on filing suit against SBS. I will in turn be forced to refer this matter to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement as I believe your client is in this country illegally. Please communicate that to your client for her consideration."

OOPS! Now the woman has gone into hiding, but she is pressing on with her suit.....